What's In The Ocean - According To My Son

This went down this morning when trying to help my son with his summer homework:

Me: "What are 5 things that are in the ocean?"

My son: "Shells, fish, boats and starfish."

Me: "Good, but you need one more."

My son: "Boobies!"

Me: "Excuse me?!?!"

My son: " Mom, not those. The things that are in the water for the boats to drive around."

Me: "Sweetie, those are called bouys...not boobies!"

What I didn't tell him is that you can see boobies in the ocean. But considering he's only six years old I think I'll let his dad field this one in a few years :)