Did those words really come out of your mouth?!?!

With my kids being as young as they are, they often say some really funny stuff (and I mean REALLY)! There are also times that my husband doesn't want to be left out of the action and says some pretty off-the-wall stuff that I can't overlook. When we said our wedding vows, didn't it go along the lines of - To love, honor and allow thy wife to blog??? Ok, maybe not. But this section of my site will list all the funny stuff that I hear from the mouths of others. It's not just limited to my husband and family, so be careful what you say when I'm around! I'm a good sport too, so if I happen to put my foot in my mouth...I'll be sure to post that too :)

 

DISCLAIMER: This section of the blog is not intended to be mean and make fun of others. I post here because I find joy in the humor provided and want to share that with others. I do ask permission before posting...except of my kids. I made them and they are mine so they have no say in the matter :)

 

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What did you say???

I'm Not THAT Old, Am I???

08/21/2013 19:46
Boy: "I'm going to save up all my money and get an iPhone when I get older." Me: "Well, you have to save a lot of money and you have to be a bit older." Boy: "You mean really, really old? Like you?"   He keeps this up, his sister will be an only child!

Don't Eat That Pretzel!

08/21/2013 19:43
Boy: "Mom, want some of my soft pretzel?" Me: "No thanks, you eat it." Boy: "I will! Good think you don't want any because I licked off all the salt." Me: "What if I said I did want a piece?" Boy: "Then you would have a piece with no salt!"   Note to all - don't accept pretzels from my son!

So You Think You Can Spell???

08/02/2013 18:30
This was taken from a real FB post. I kid you not!! If you can't master basic spelling and grammar, then maybe you should rethink life!

Zombies Attack!

03/11/2013 14:02
The other night while watching TV there was a commercial for the new World War Z movie coming out. My son asked what it was about so my husband and I told him it was a movie about zombies. To which his response was, "That's ok. Daddy will save us because he practices shooting them all the time on...

BOOM Goes The Dynamite!

03/11/2013 13:59
Me: "Sweet heart, pick up your toys and put them away." My daughter: "I don't want to." Me: "Now, please!" My daughter: "Rock, paper, scissors?" Me: "Sure kid." (Because I got this. I can see what she's choosing before she throws her hand out) My daughter: "Rock! Paper! Scissors! DYNAMITE! BOOM! I...

I Don't Want To Cook Dinner...and My Kid Knows It!

02/09/2013 21:10
The other night I took my daughter to the doctor's office. Of course, my son had to come with us. As we were sitting and waiting for the doctor, this exchange took place.   Me: "what do you want for dinner?" My son: "McDonald's." Me: "I don't know about that..." My son: "Do you really feel...

Get Your What Out Of Where?!?!

01/02/2013 18:51
As my kids were cleaning up the family room recently the following exchange took place:   My 6yr old son: "Get your butt out of my face!" My 3yr old daughter: (Without missing a beat) "Get your face out of my butt!"   It's never a dull moment even when it's clean up time. Good...

It's All About ME! (According to the 3yr old)

12/04/2012 18:34
Me to my 3yr old daughter: "After we drop your brother off at CCD we have to run a few errands." My 3yr old daughter: "Mom, I don't have to run anywhere. I'm right here!" Me: "No sweetie, errands...sounds like your name but with a D." My 3yr old daughter: "But my name doesn't have a D in...

Nightmares: Octopuses and Birthday Cake

09/09/2012 18:53
For the past few nights, both kids have had trouble sleeping. The key wake-up time seems to be around 3:30 in the morning. Lovely, right?   First, my oldest. He came running into my bedroom saying that he had a dream about an octopus coming to get him. Not exactly sure where this one...

What's In The Ocean - According To My Son

08/23/2012 13:27
This went down this morning when trying to help my son with his summer homework: Me: "What are 5 things that are in the ocean?" My son: "Shells, fish, boats and starfish." Me: "Good, but you need one more." My son: "Boobies!" Me: "Excuse me?!?!" My son: " Mom, not those. The things...
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